Answer: You don't...
I realize that's sort of cheating, so please don't sue me for false advertising with my post title. But I am forever indebted to my husband for his role of Chief Kid Distractor during dinnertime prep. While I'm bustling around the kitchen, flinging things into cooking appliances and generally making an unholy mess, he's reading stories, building tents, or chasing a rowdy toddler around the backyard.
The rowdy toddler does like to "help Mommy cook" sometimes, but particularly on work nights it's often easier to remove her from the scene.
And as for Buggie? Well, he has lots of places he likes to be (he's a pretty chill baby) but one of his favorites is "strapped to mommy's back." Yes, my Ergo baby carrier remains one of
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